Sunday, June 6, 2010

The world according to M and E

According to my children...

It takes 2 gallons of salt, some cream, ice and vanilla to make ice cream.

If you add water to freeze dried ice cream, it will become real ice cream. The same can be said about steak.

Albert Einstein said it was illegal for a man to hit a woman.

Thomas Jefferson invented the lightbulb.

George Washington invented wooden teeth.

Abraham Lincoln chopped down a cherry tree.

I have never before been frightened about what my children were learning in public schools. Now, I'm a bit frightened about what they are NOT learning in school.

My kids are funny, though.





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